Aliens

It was a quiet day in the office; Miss Milly was sat at her desk reading her Glamorous Pooches magazine admiring the latest doggy fashion trends.

J.D Lula entered the office she looked really tired and let out a big yawn; Miss Milly looked over the top of her magazine and said ‘late night was it?’           

Lula through a yawn replied ‘yes I was up on top of the moor all night’

Miss Milly asked ‘oh I didn’t know we had a case… were you looking for a missing canine?’

‘Nope’ replied J.D. Lula who went on ‘I was looking for alien activity’

‘Oh!’ said Miss Milly ‘so I assume from your lateness that at some stage there was strange lights in the sky followed by a U.F.O. landing and aliens approaching you and they drew you into their spaceship with a strange ray gun and once there they performed experiments on you and due to the lack of any signs of intelligence they let you go’

J.D. Lula sheepishly replied ‘no I sat for three hours nothing happened and then I fell asleep’

‘Ah but they may have deleted your memory banks so you cannot remember what happened’ chuckled Miss Milly.

J.D. Lula her ears pricked up barked ‘you could be right Miss Milly, it may have been my first encounter of the third kind……………….oh my dog! where is my book on third encounters???’ at this she ran to her bookcase. Miss Milly shook her head and muttered ‘now what hair style will be in fashion this year’ she continued reading her magazine and looked over to J.D. Lula who was frantically going through all her U.F.O. books.