As the time approached nine, Chica up the tree opened her backpack and took out some binoculars; she scanned the road outside from left to right and the back to the left when a car came into view and parked up, she zoomed the binoculars in and could make out two characters in the car, one got out he was a scruffy looking dog of no fixed breed he spoke to the other dog in the car ‘yous stays ere and I will get the dosh’
Chica spoke on the walkie talkie ‘Chica here, a car has pulled up outside, two occupants, one has got out, a very suspicious looking dog he is heading this way, it may be the kidnappers’
Inspector Bruce spoke into the walkie talkie ‘any sign of Porsche?’
‘Negative’ replied Chica
The scruffy dog walked into the park and made his way to where Lula was sat, he stood in front of Lula and said ‘show me the dosh’
Lula replied ‘the what?’
Scruffy said ‘the dosh, the spondolies, the bread, the Wonga, the loot, the moola ave yer got it’
Lula answered ‘if you mean the money then yes, it is in this bag’ she showed him the bag ‘now where is Porsche?’
‘Ou’ said scruffy dog
‘The cat you stole! Where is she, no cat no money!’ cried Lula
‘Yous gets the cat after I gets the dosh and not before, so pass it over’ scruffy dog scowled.
Junior Detective Lula as previously instructed passed the bag over to scruffy dog who opened the yip and checked the money ‘rights I will go and get the pesky cat, you stays ere’ said scruffy dog, he picked up the bag and started to make his way to the car outside, as he passed the tree Chica climbed down and was joined by Detective Dudley, they both followed him out to the car, Dudley whispered into the walkie talkie to tell Inspector Bruce what was happening.
Once outside the park, the dog in the car wound down the window and shouted to scruffy dog ‘did you gets the dosh?’ Scruffy dog replied ‘yip, I will get her out of the boot and we will get away’ the dog in the car shouted back ‘no let’s go we will dump her out of town later, get in the car’
‘Not so fast my ugly dog friend’ retorted Chica
Scruffy dog turned to face Chica ‘flaming Eck another cat……..get away or I will af yous for dinner’
Chica opened her backpack and brought out a boogie box, she pressed the play button and the air was filled with a very peculiar beat as she skipped from one foot to another and pirouetted around whilst holding her front paws in a “ginga” pose.
Scruffy dog shouted ‘wots this?! we gonna dance?’
Chica replied ‘no my ugly canine friend this is Capoeira! It is an Afro-Brazilian martial art that combines elements of dance, acrobatics, and music and you will have the full effect if you do not give me the money and release Porsche’.
‘Not on your nelly’ screamed scruffy dog.
Chica still dancing around scruffy dog asked ‘what is this nelly? I do not think I have such a thing’ at this she crouched down and sprung into the air whilst shouting at Detective Dudley ‘get the driver!’ Chica landed on top of scruffy dog who was now spinning around with Chica on his head, Detective Dudley ran to the car and leaned through the window and within seconds had the keys out of the ignition and had paw cuffed the dog to the steering wheel.
Scruffy dog was now on the floor and Chica paw cuffed him, she then walked over to Detective Dudley and took the car keys and made her way to the boot and opened it, out jumped Porsche a little shocked but unhurt, by now J.D Lula, Inspector Bruce and WPC Janet had joined them.
‘Well done’ said WPC Janet as she placed the two criminals into the police car.
‘Good team work’ said Inspector Bruce ‘we will get these two down to the pound, can you please see that Porsche gets home’
Porsche was returned to a very relieved Lady Francesca who thanked all of the team
Angelina said ‘yer we could of saved her eh Bill’
Bill ‘of yeah but we are not guard dogs, well I’m not’
Angelina ‘nor me but if we were we would have saved her!’
Lady Francesca as she cuddled Porsche said ‘I will talk to you two later now go away’
Back at the office they told Miss Milly of the night’s adventure she turned to J.D Lula and said ‘well dogs and cats working together what next?’
J.D Lula ignoring Miss Milly said to know one in particular ‘where did I leave that book on alien abduction’
The End
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